(1) Download a blank .wav file here - blank-canvas.wav.
(to download the above file - right click & save target as)

(2) Record onto it.
The only stipulation for what sound you record on your sound file is that it is original, produced vocally, and no longer than 10 seconds.

(3) Save it as a .wav or .mp3 file

(4) Send it back as an attachment to - artfish4@yahoo.co.uk

The end results will be edited at surrealism.co.uk HQ.
We have no pre-conceived idea of what the end result of this experiment will be, but depending on the amount of interest, the finished results will be either broadcast as a podcast, or as an audio book in conjunction with our colloquy.