White Work
Hey good looking you can do my cooking, you can wash my socks while I Kow Tow to the boss. You can praise my drinking as I chain you to the kitchen, crush your individuality and take away your sanity. "What you doing with a pratt like that"? When you could be here with me making breakfast lunch and tea. "Here's a ring now you can clean my flat". When you've swept up all the dirt you can iron my white shirt. Maybe someday I'll take you in my big car, after I've been for a drink with the lads, if you get my dinner ready on time, if you got my dinner ready on time.
That's white work !

You can have my babies with a teenage sentence, sign your letters 'Mrs' as a reward or a penance, and if I catch you talking to the milkman in the morning then you'll get a swift right, here's a left, now let that be a warning to you. Every summer you'll get two weeks off, with a holiday abroad, self catering off course. When I'm poorly you can be my nurse, you can do the work of three while I calculate your fee. Out of habit I'll probably never thank you, but you can carry my clubs when I walk the course, if you get my dinner ready on time, If you got my dinner ready on time.
That's white work !