All Join Hands
Your wife likes lots of fancy clothes,
to be like all the others
I haven't met the old girl yet,
but she sounds like her Mother,
they're two of a kind...

All join hands and sing my song
to make you sing along
All join hands and sing my song,
a song about life, it's all we got

Your best friends name is Robert,
he likes dirty movies
Because you don't he thinks you're queer
That's not the point, it's obvious,
you're two of a kind...